Words of Wisdom from

That moment when your pen stops producing ink on a page, and then you turn it, and it starts producing again, and then 5 lines later it stops again.  What a sad moment... especially when it's your favorite pen and hinders your productivity

Habanero Poppers... are never a good idea

You will sweat, you might cry, you might want to die, or you might engage in self-injurious behavior.  And nothing that you do... no water, no talking, no coughing, no holding your breath will help.  They are nasty little buggers.