When did I get so cool? (This one is for Kelly Turner)

So, Kelly and I during the 2nd term horse show starting talking about why cool people are cool.  Because some people are just naturally cool.  They have that air about them.  Naturally when we were getting deep into the conversation, the bench that we were sitting on toppled backwards.  It was quite possibly the slowest fall I have ever experienced in my entire life.  Neither Kelly nor I reacted to the slow motion.  Kelly jumped up and I laid on the ground for a while.  Of course, everyone saw it.  We gained some serious cool points there for sure.

So Kelly, I have learned another way to gain some serious cool points that does not make you end up falling on the ground.

1. Move back home after you graduate
2. Have your mom drop you off at work the first day of school
3. Make sure she drops you off in the minivan
4. Have her pick you up again when you finish work in the minivan
5. Make sure she is an hour late
6. Text/call everyone that you know because you don't know what else to do with your time
7. Have your friends call you because they feel bad that you are sitting by yourself on a bench
8. Hop in the minivan when your mom gets there
9. Go running with your father
10. Let him decide that you are going to train together
11. Start training every day for the triathlon that you will do together
12. Be your parents dog sitter on the weekend


This formula is guaranteed to get you some SERIOUS cool points.