Things that should never...

Working in Kids Ski School, you see and hear lots of things that make you wonder, crack up, or put your mind in the gutter.  All the time, everyday.  For instance, I had a girl yesterday tell me she was from "Amerca."  She was really from Chicago.  That wasn't that funny.  My story basket is out... Shoot and score (shout out to Kelly, Heather, and SK ;)  So, here is Oscar.  Please don't share this with the world.  Only for your viewing pleasure.

Special thanks to Dana Kingman for videoing. 

The meaning of the name Jessica

I had a student tell me today... "Jessica means teacher."  It was very deep and inspirational.  Slash hilarious.  Don't quite see myself as a teacher figure, but hey.

Kitty Cat Excitement

SOOOOO, this girl (she requested to be blogged about)...

And this woman...

Are coming to see ME... 

Reunited and it'll feel so good... minus the amount of snow here

One of the ways I try and cheer kids up who are crying about missing their mom is by telling them that I haven't seen my mom for 2 and 1/2 months.  And that I still won't get to see her for a while.  How they should man up because they are going to see their mom in 5 hours.  Come on kids, buck up, grow a pair.  I GET TO SEE MINE SATURDAY!  

And, as I promised...

Comfort

Comfort is in the eye of the beholder. One of mallard's very uncomfortable sleeping positions. Will start posting more of granddaddy long legs, tick head, princess (however you know her as) positions